HUMOR CLINIC
IRON OR PHONE
One day a man was walking in the street. He met another man who asked him what had happened to his ears as both were covered with bandages. He said "I was ironing my clothes when the phone bell rang. Instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron, and so I burnt my ears". The man asked, "So what happened to your other ear?" He said, " That same stupid guy called again". Author Unknown
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YOU'RE SUCH AN
IDIOT
You are just an idiot. It simply means you are: I:intelligent D:Decent I:impressive O:Optimistic & T:talented…. Are you smiling now? U IDIOT Anonymous
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